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In the following situations how would you react when someone tells you the following?
You're such a wuss.
- Takes one to know one (I may say something else but I can't think of a response right now
Ha! But I'm smarter than you!
- A smart person knows what to say, a wise person knows whether or not to say it.
Your crush has a crush on me
- My crush is your sister
I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math
- And I didn't know you were dumb when it comes to living
Hurry up would you?
- Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know the universe revolved around you
You're so snobbish
- Don't knock it until you tried it.
Wanna settle this outside?
- Why not settle it inside? Are you scared what others will think of you?
You afraid of me?
- I'm afraid of what I'll do to you
He/she loves me more!
- Did he/she tell you that or are you just assuming?
You have bad grades
- You have bad everything!
What if your crush told you...
I have a crush on you
- And I have a crush on you
I don't love you.
- Okay then
I think I love you already
Can T copy your answers?
- I don't T wants to see my answers
I think I have a crush on your friend
- You know he/she is married, right?
Can I sit next to you?
- Yes please
Would you like to dance with me?
I think you have a crush on me
- You noticed
you have a cute smile
- Thank you
Why are you so nice to me?
- Because you deserve it
What's your reaction if your parents told you...
Go home before it gets dark
- Before the monsters come out, gotcha
Look at your sibling, he/she is so good at school
- That was preschool
Go to bed early
- Before I see what you two do when I'm in bed
Clean the house, wash the dishes, water the plants
- We live in an apartment and the dishes and plants are plastic
Study hard ok?
- Why, school so damn easy these days because everyone is stupid
When I was your age I only had 1 peso as lunch money
- And I bet the food was better than what my school is providing for lunch
Why can't you be more like him
- Because why be like someone else when you can be yourself
When I say no... I MEAN NO!
- So why did you decide to have me (ouch, that sounds really harsh
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